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Culinary Misfits Menu
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SPINACH AND ARTICHOKE DIP (VEGETARIAN) Spinach + Artichokes + Parmesan Cheese + Roasted Garlic + Grilled Ciabatta // $15
TOMATO BRUSCHETTA (VEGETARIAN) Marinated Heirloom Tomatoes + Olive Oil + Fresh Basil + Mascarpone + Garlic Crostini // $15
ELOTE FRITTERS (VEGETARIAN) Fresh Roasted Sweet Corn + Chili + Lime + Cilantro + Cotija Cheese + Chipotle Aioli // $15
BUFFALO SHRIMP Grilled Jumbo Shrimp + Cajun Seasoning + Buffalo Sauce // $18
FRIED OYSTER MUSHROOMS Fried Oyster Mushrooms + Black Garlic Aioli // $14
MEATBALLS House-Made Meatballs + Marinara + Parmigiano Reggiano // $18
FRIED WHITE CHEDDAR Garlic White Cheddar + Crispy Beer Batter + Marinara // $15
KHACHAPURI (PULL APART BREAD & CHEESE DIP) Georgian Flat Bread + Garlic Butter + Molten Cheese + Over Easy Egg // $15
NACHOS AT THE FITS Seasoned Tortilla Chips + Sliced Hot Cherry Peppers + Pepper Jack Queso + Roasted Sweet Corn + Green Onion + Chipotle Sour Cream // $12
ADD MEAT:
6 oz. Grilled Chicken Breast// $6 5 oz. Grilled Skirt Steak// $12
IRISH NACHOS House Battered Fries + Cheese Sauce + Chopped Corn Beef + Scallions + Ranch Drizzle // $16
BUFFALO CHICKEN WINGS Smoked Jumbo Chicken Wings + Buffalo Sauce + Ranch or Blue Cheese Dressing // $14
SAUSAGE & PRETZEL BOARD Pretzel Knots + Queso Cheese Sauce + Spicy Bacon Sausage + Chicken & Feta Sausage + House Pickles + Mustard Dill Aioli // $18
Detroit style pizza
Please allow a minimum of 30 minutes to cook
CHEESE Misfits Detroit Style Dough + House Marinara + Mozzarella // $17
PEPPERONI Misfits Detroit Style Dough + House Marinara + Mozzarella + Pepperoni // $17
SAUSAGE Misfits Detroit Style Dough + House Marinara + Mozzarella + Sausage // $17
SUPREME Misfits Detroit Style Dough + House Marinara + Mozzarella + Pepperoni + Sausage + Green Pepper + Red Onion // $18
EATING BETWEEN THE BUNS
Comes with House Battered Fries
(Sub Any Protein For Impossible Burger +$4)
(Sub Any Bun For Gluten Free Bun + $2)
CLASSIC SMASHBURGER Two 6oz. Smashburger Patties + American Cheese + Bacon + Lettuce + Tomato + Onion + Pickle + Brioche Bun // $16
THE GOBBLER 1/3 lb. Cracked Black Pepper & Garlic Turkey Burger + Cranberry Chutney + Spiced Rum Poached Apples + Smoked Gouda Cheese + Cherry Wood Smoked Bacon + French Fried Onions + Baby Arugula + Potato Bun // $17
SOUTHWEST BLACK BEAN BURGER (Vegetarian & Flexitarian) Char-Grilled Black Bean Patty + Avocado + Lettuce + Tomato + Onion + Pepper Jack Cheese + Chipotle Aioli + Brioche Bun // $15
MUSHROOM & SWISS SMASHBURGER Two 6oz. Smashburger Patties + Grilled Mushrooms + Swiss Cheese + Brioche Bun // $17
THE BIG BEEF SMASHBURGER Two 6oz. Smashburger Patties + PepperJack + Braised Short Rib + Bacon + Brioche Bun // $20
CHICKEN SANDWICH - FRIED OR GRILLED Breaded Chicken Breast + Pepper Jam + Sweet N’ Spicy Pickles + Shredded Lettuce + Sweet Chili Mayo + Brioche Bun // $16
SALMON BLT NAAN Grilled Atlantic Salmon + Naan Bread + Shredded Lettuce + Applewood Smoked Bacon + Grape Tomatoes + Avocado + Mustard Dill Aioli // $21
TUSCAN TURKEY SANDWICH Shaved Oven Roasted Turkey + Sun-Dried Tomato & Basil Aioli + Spinach + Provolone + Bacon + Tomato Focaccia // $16
SHORT RIB GRILLED CHEESE Braised Short Rib + Grilled Onions + Cheddar Cheese + Provolone + Black Garlic Aioli + Smashburger + Country Sourdough Encased In Fried Cheese // $21
THE REUBEN House Corned Beef + Baby Swiss + House-Made Sauerkraut + Russian Dressing + Marble Rye // $16
WRAP IT UP!
ALL WRAPS INCLUDE HOUSE BATTERED FRIES
JUSTIN'S BURGER WRAP Smashburger Patty + American Cheese + Queso Cheese Sauce + Bacon + Lettuce + Cheddar Jalapeno Wrap// $17
LOCO BUENO WRAP Southwest Chicken Salad + Roasted Sweet Corn + Cheddar Cheese + Red Onion + Black Beans + Crispy Lime Strips + Shredded Lettuce + Cheddar Jalapeno Wrap// $16
BLAZIN WILLY WRAP Fried Chicken Breast + House-Made Buffalo Sauce + Shredded Lettuce + Chipotle Ranch + Pepper Jack Cheese + Sriracha Fritos + Cheddar Jalapeno Wrap// $16
KIDS
(12 And Under Only, Includes Drink)
CHEESEBURGER & FRIES // $10 (Available GF)
GRILLED CHEESE & FRIES // $10 (Available GF)
CHICKEN TENDERS & FRIES // $10
LINGUINE MARINARA // $10
(Add $4 Short Rib)
THE GREEN STUFF
(Entree Salads)
MISFITS TOSSED SALAD Mixed Greens + Sliced Grilled Chicken + Dried Cherries + Red Onion + Blue Cheese Crumbles + Candied Pecans + Blueberry Vinaigrette // $16
MISFITS CAPRESE SALAD (VEGETARIAN) Marinated Heirloom Tomatoes + Fresh Basil + Fresh Mozzarella + Cracked Black Pepper + Extra Virgin Olive Oil + Sea Salt + Balsamic Reduction // $14
ROASTED BEET SALAD Roasted Rainbow Beets + Dried Cherries + Spring Mix + Mascarpone Cheese + Pistachios + Honey // $16
BAJA SALAD Grilled Marinated Skirt Steak + Mixed Greens + Avocado + Grilled Corn + Crispy Lime Strips + Grape Tomato + Pickled Red Onion + Tequila Lime Dressing// $19
SALAD DRESSINGS
Ranch, Tequila Lime Dressing, Blueberry Vinaigrette, Blue Cheese, Spicy Ranch
SALAD ADD ONS
Bacon // $3
Chicken // $6
Salmon // $12
Shrimp // $8
Steak // $12
SHOW STOPPERS
SHORT RIB BOLOGNESE🔥 (SPICY!!) Braised Short Rib Bolognese + Rigatoni Pasta + Parmigiano Reggiana // $21
FISH N' CHIPS Atlantic Cod + House Beer Batter + Fries + Tartar Sauce // $19
MEATBALLS & LINGUINE House Made Meatballs + Linguine + Marinara + Parmigiano Reggiano + Garlic Bread // $21
SALMON DE JONGHE Faroe Island Salmon + De Jonghe Butter + Curried Couscous + Heirloom Carrots // $24
CHICKEN FLORENTINE Pan Seared Chicken Breasts + Roasted Garlic Cream Sauce + Spinach + Sun-Dried Tomatoes + Parmigiano Reggiano + Herb Roasted Potatoes + Sauteed Broccoli + Garlic Bread // $21
BLACK CHERRY BBQ PORK TENDERLOIN Black Pepper Crusted Pork Tenderloin + Black Cherry BBQ Sauce + Whipped Potatoes + Gravy + Corn Creme Brulee // $21
CHICKEN VESUVIO Pan Seared Chicken Breasts + Herb Roasted Potatoes + English Peas + Garlic + White Wine + Garlic Bread// $20
HARVEST BOWLS
PURPLE RAIN (VEGAN) Roasted Okinawan Sweet Potatoes + Black Beans + Sunflower Seeds + Roasted Sweet Corn + Pickled Red Onion + Avocado + Chimichurri + Palak Rice// $15
CHICKEN TANGO Marinated Grilled Chicken + Fresh Pineapple + Roasted Chilis + Pickled Red Onion + Crispy Lime Strips + Green Onion + Tango Sauce + Palak Rice// $15
FIRECRACKER SHRIMP BOWL Grilled Shrimp + Firecracker Sauce + Pickled Ginger + Sauteed Broccoli + Bean Sprouts + Cilantro + Palak Rice// $17
SOUPS & SIDES
CHICKEN N’ BARLEY (AVAILABLE EVERY DAY) // $6
ROTATING SOUP OF THE DAY // $6
BATTERED FRIES // $6
SAUTEED BROCCOLI // $6
HERB ROASTED POTATOES // $6
WHIPPED POTATOES // $6
CURRIED COUSCOUS // $6
HEIRLOOM CARROTS // $6
CORN CREME BRULE // $8
SIDE SALAD // $6
Mixed Greens + Croutons + Cucumber + Cherry Tomatoes
DRESSINGS -(Ranch, Caesar, Italian, Blueberry Vinaigrette, Blue Cheese, Tequila Lime Dressing, Spicy Ranch)
HAPPY ENDINGS
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE PROFITEROLE House-Made Creme Puff + Espresso Infused Pumpkin Pastry Cream + Cinnamon Sugar// $8
APPLE SPICE CAKE Warm Apple Cake + Cinnamon + Vanilla Bean Ice Cream + Rum Caramel Sauce// $9
VEGAN BANANA CAKE 100% Vegan Banana Cake + Mock Cream Cheese Frosting + Toasted Pecans + Cane Sugar & Sea Salt Caramel// $7
MOSCATO BERRY TIRAMISU (no coffee) Pound Cake + Mascarpone + Moscato Wine + Raspberries + Blueberries + Whipped Cream // $11
BYO MISFIT SUNDAE (Choice of Vanilla, Chocolate or Cookies N Cream Ice Cream) Martini Glass + 2 Scoops Ice Cream + Whipped Cream // $5
Add:
Chocolate Syrup, Caramel Sauce, Sprinkles and Fruit Loops// $.50 Each
Butterfinger Crumble, Oreo Crumble, M&Ms and Cherries// $.75 each
Culinary Misfits Does Not Offer Substitutions at This Time
Cocktails
I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH X $25 BACARDI RUM + PINEAPPLE + STRAWBERRY + ORANGE + HABANERO + GINGER BEER SERVES 2
MISFITS MARGARITA X $11 HOUSE TEQUILA + LIME SOUR + TRIPLE SEC + AGAVE (OR CHOOSE YOUR OWN TEQUILA!)
MISFITS MANHATTAN X $12 REBEL BOURBON + CHERRY + BITTERS + ABSINTHE WASH SERVED UP OR ON THE ROCKS ($2 UPCHARGE FOR LARGE ICE CUBE
PAPI CHULO X $12 DEL MAGUEY MEZCAL + EL MAYOR BLANCO + GRAPEFRUIT + GINGER + BLACKBERRY + HELLFIRE BITTERS
PINA PABLO X $15 EL MAYOR SILVER + ANCHO VERDE + LIME + PINEAPPLE
LEAVE ME PEACHLESS X $12 ABSOLUT ELYX + CHAMOMILE TEA + PEACH + ELDERFLOWER + LEMON
RABBLE ROUSER X $11 HOUSE GIN + FRESH LEMON JUICE + BLACKBERRY + SAGE + CHAMBORD + SIMPLE SYRUP
THE WHISKER BISCUIT X $11 REYKA VODKA + ELDERFLOWER + HIBISCUS + SODA
GRAB MY UGGS X $15 ABSOLUT VANILLA + PUMPKIN PUREE + KAHLUA + ESPRESSO LIQUEUR
CACTUS COLLINS X $14 HENDRICKS GIN + FRESH LEMON JUICE + PRICKLY PEAR PUREE + LEMON WHEEL + HIBISCUS GINGER BEER
ABUELAS APPLETINI X $11 EL MAYOR REPOSADO + CRISP APPLE PUREE + LEMON JUICE + CINNAMON SUGAR RIM
XO OLD FASHION X $12 BUMBU XO RUM + ANGOSTURA BITTERS + SIMPLE SYRUP
RYE THAI X $11 TEMPLETON RYE + DON Q NARANJA + FRESH LIME JUICE + ORGEAT SYRUP + FLOR DE CANA RUM
WINE By the glass
WHITES & BLUSH
LA MARCA PROSECCO $9/32
KIM CRAWFORD SAUVIGNON BLANC $14/52
FLEUR DE MER ROSE $10/36
J CHARDONNAY $12/44
MASI PINOT GRIGIO $12/44
MATCHBOOK CHARDONNAY $10/36
RISATA MOSCADO D'ASTI $11/40
RED
BUEHLER NAPA CAB $15/56
CARAMEL ROAD CAB $9/32
FLEUR CARNEROS PINOT NOIR $12/44
MATCHBOOK CAB $12/44
MATCHBOOK MALBEC $12/44
QUILT THREAD COUNT RED BLEND $12/44
WINE to share
WHITE
CAKEBREAD NAPA CHARDONNAY $70
SONOMA-CUTRER CHARDONNAY $30
Red
EMMOLO NAPA MERLOT $40
DEPT 66 THE OTHERS $45
LOUIS MARTINI NAPA CAB $60
TALBOTT PINOT NOIR $40
ORIN SWIFT 8 YEARS IN THE DESERT $100